Marion Barber Unaware Of Marion Barber Rule

Keeping with the obliviousness-to-rules motif — hey, it makes us feel better about ourselves — Dallas Cowboys running back Marion Barber III, esq. has made a name for himself by stiff arming the defenders in the face. Apparently that's always been a rule. But now the league will begin to clamp down on such reckless… » 5/25/08 2:20pm 5/25/08 2:20pm

Who Wants A Trophy-Shaped Cup? (Cup-Shaped Trophy?)

There once was a man by the name of Stanley, who decided that average trophies were not good enough for hockey teams, so he went and sculpted a cup based on a napkin drawing by Nigel Tufnel. The trophy was supposed to be 35 feet tall, but he got his inches and feet mixed up. » 5/24/08 5:00pm 5/24/08 5:00pm

Sonics Ownership Seems To Be Unable To Delete Old E-Mails

Any mail client has it. Trash can. Deleted items. They all call it something different, but my God, it's right there. A half-terrabyte of data doesn't mean you save every freakin' Twitter message that comes your way. The Seattle Supersonics management might have gotten away with merely being hated in Seattle for… » 5/24/08 3:40pm 5/24/08 3:40pm